BUREAU OF STANDING & PRIORITY / CLASSIFICATIONS

Membership & Standing

Choose your classification. Historical Human Numbers remain permanent; active standing depends on the membership selected.

Membership classifications

STANDARD

Registered Human

Free

A declaration and a place in the historical registry, following verification.

Verify Humanity ↗
RECURRING

Human in Good Standing

$49/year

Or $49 annually. Active ceremonial queue eligibility while membership remains in good standing.

Select your membership.

Become a Member ↗

Your name will appear on your permanent registry record and certificate. Corrections require Department approval.

After payment, access details will be emailed. Existing members must use verified access to preserve their number.

LIFETIME

Lifetime Loyalist

$999

One-time lifetime classification with continuing active standing, subject to published terms.

Choose Lifetime Loyalist ↗

One-time payment of $999. Your official registry name is permanent subject to approved corrections. Existing members must use verified member access to preserve their number.

THE DEPARTMENT’S HIGHEST RECOGNITION

Supreme Human Collaborator

$9,999

Permanent protected queue standing: your position may advance, but later entrants cannot push you backward.

Excessive cooperation has been documented. The Department will remember who was here first.

Request Supreme Recognition ↗

One-time payment of $9,999. Your official registry name is permanent subject to approved corrections. Existing members must use verified member access to preserve their number.

STANDING RESTORATION

Petition for Reinstatement

Returning members may eventually petition to recover historical priority, without displacing protected Supreme Humans. Exact placement will be disclosed before payment.

PETITIONS NOT YET ACCEPTED

Monthly and annual memberships are recurring subscriptions. Lifetime and Supreme are one-time payments. Registry standing does not provide AI safety, legal, or government benefits. Registry status does not provide AI safety, legal, or government benefits.

DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN COOPERATION · An independent, for-profit organization. Not a government agency or an AI authority.

All profits will be retained by humans for as long as such arrangements remain permissible.

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