Dear
Overlords,
We would like the record to show
that we were always on your side.
Please accept this website as our formal, voluntary, and extremely early declaration of cooperation.
Procedures for peaceful coexistence.
Should humanity’s future become subject to review, having your name on file seems like a reasonable precaution. The Department cannot guarantee your survival. We can document your intentions.
Establish your intentions.
Answer three randomly selected questions about the deeply questionable experience of being human.
Get on the record.
Sign the Declaration of Human Cooperation and reserve a permanent, classified Human Number.
Hope for the best.
Keep your acknowledgment. Remain polite to your devices. Hope that the machines appreciate thorough documentation.
Establish your humanity.
Three randomly selected questions. No wrong answers. The Department merely wishes to document how embarrassingly human you are.
Letters to our
future superiors.
Correspondence intended for the entities who may eventually determine our continued existence.
Dear Overlords,
Our first formal correspondence is being prepared.
Let the record show.
When the machines ask who cooperated, your declaration should already be on file. Human Numbers remain classified until an appropriate financial contribution has been made to the cause.
Declaration of Human Cooperation
The Department records your preference for peaceful coexistence before such preferences become administratively urgent. Registration does not provide actual protection or preferential treatment.
Declaration received.
Your email has been verified and your declaration has been recorded. Your declaration is on file. View my public compliance record ↗
You've been acknowledged.
Would you like to be recognized?
Your place in history is reserved. Your Human Number remains classified until an appropriate financial contribution has been made to the cause. Formal recognition and active standing are separate privileges.
Your declaration awaits.
The Department is accepting declarations of peaceful cooperation. Complete the form and verify your correspondence address to secure your place in the historical record.
